Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Your Lost on an Island in the pacific- Start Packing

Unlike the rest of Blog, I try to stay on a Topic.

This month Suvivor: THE BIG END

The Set-up (no this doesn't mean u bring ur gats, please leave them at home ) : So you've decided to go on the worse rated TV channel on the planet, FOX (yes it is rated lower than PBS), what could u possible need to take with you for this nine month trial of strength, endurance, and mintal wits or just really big tits on the island of tiki tiki tata located somewhere in the Pacific Island. The key factor here is that you must be able to fit it into a duffal bag. Good Luck and dont forget.... your socks.

The host (me):
I am your host BIGc, I will be watching your every move, so no bullshit please, and I will be mockingyour every move and dumb bad idea.

The Rules:
1. DO NOT MOCK THE HOST, mocking the host resultes in an immidiate termination off the island


2. Always remember safety first: when you go to plug the hole remember the rubber casing

3. everything else is free game

every man, woman and child for themselves. AS ALWAYS GOOD LUCK!!

-BIGc

3 Comments:

Blogger BIGcUSFM said...

Ok since this has been up for a while with no reaction i think i'll just go ahead and start it off myself. If I was going on to a Suvivor show with a bunch of freaks i didn't know, the first thing i'ld take would deffinatly be a Big ass combat knife or machette. Then i'd have to take clothes, drugs, Mucsic, and lastly toilet paper. And not just a little bit of toilet paper either, i mean a butt full of toilet paper; cuz i'm definatly not going to be using some leaves. knowing my luck, i'd end up useing some poison ivy or some shit like that.

8:43 AM  
Blogger kg said...

Now that you have posted I will post. Okay what I wish to bring is, a good weapon, a katana blade. Clothes would be last on my list, but I'll go with you on that. A towel is a good idea, if you dont know why see Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy. Toilet paper is another good idea, a lot too. Now the toilet paper enough for me and then enough to barter. After that I would bring some aloe for sun burns, oh and to rub it on the chicks. And of course the necessary necessity to prevent jungle fever developing into a big old jungle STD.

2:27 PM  
Blogger kg said...

Hey man, I don't know if you even have the ability to check this but if you do and you can send back a response please do. I've been trying to find out how to get in contact with you but, its kind of hard to do not being family and all. Hopefully you will get this.

-Ken.

7:50 PM  

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